The Talented Santa

The Talented Santa craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.

The Talented Santa always carried a computer that they would sometimes smash. It should have been a fairly odd activity, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be magnificent. A computer was the item that was chosen.

The Talented Santa owned a stapler to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly an astonishing approach to life, to my children, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. Who would have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

The Talented Santa desperately wanted a set square to put on his head. One might say this is a fairly surprising thought, to you, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing opted for.

The Talented Santa always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. A Harry Potter wand was the chosen item.

The Talented Santa always carried a bag of poop that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a weird thought, to many, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a bag of poop was the thing that was chosen.