The Ugly Santa

The Ugly Santa desperately looked for a big sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would be an odd thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea was wonderful. A big sponge was the item that was opted for.

The Ugly Santa carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly exciting proposal, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be wonderful. A magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Ugly Santa desired a toilet brush that they sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a toilet brush would be the thing that was chosen.

The Ugly Santa searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sit and look at. It was considered to be a weird activity, to some, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item opted for.

The Ugly Santa always had with them a cheese grater that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who considered it would be out of this world. Strangely, a cheese grater of all things.

The Ugly Santa desired a block of cheese that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a strange idea, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a block of cheese is the thing that was chosen.