Stupid Santa

Stupid Santa desperately searched for a sword that they liked to put on his head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that this idea was the most awesome idea. A sword would be the item chosen.

Stupid Santa desperately craved for a pen to demolish. It might have been a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who feels that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.

Stupid Santa desperately desired a cup to worship. It might be an odd thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who thinks that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a cup having that done to it

Stupid Santa desperately wanted a CD player that they liked to play with. It should have been an extraordinary activity, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was spectacular. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

Stupid Santa craved for a radiator that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a funny activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be the most awesome idea. A radiator was the item that was opted for.

Stupid Santa desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly unusual operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.