The Exceptional Santa

The Exceptional Santa desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally demolish. It is an exciting activity, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea was epic. A helmet is the item to select.

The Exceptional Santa desperately needed a wig that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a funny undertaking, to many, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a wig being the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Santa craved for a piece of paper that they would occasionally demolish. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Santa had a helmet that they would sometimes put on his head. This is certainly an odd idea, to some, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was miraculous. A helmet being the thing selected.

The Exceptional Santa found a painting of a melon that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a different proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who thinks it was simply life. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

The Exceptional Santa carried a cheese grater that they would sometimes share. One might find this to be a different idea, to many, but not to the Santa, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.