His Bum Loving Santa
His Bum Loving Santa owned a rubber chicken that they would often put down their trousers. It was a fairly curious thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who feels that this idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.
His Bum Loving Santa craved for a pint of cider that they would occasionally sleep with. This could be considered a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.
His Bum Loving Santa always had with them a custard pie that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who had decided it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.
His Bum Loving Santa often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly unusual action, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.
His Bum Loving Santa desired a crown that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt that this idea is exciting. A crown would be the item that was opted for.
His Bum Loving Santa always had with them a bat that they liked to break. This seems a fairly weird idea, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bat would be the item chosen.
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