His Scary Santa

His Scary Santa desperately craved for a stretchman that they liked to annihilate It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Santa carried a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly unusual idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sword being the chosen thing.

His Scary Santa owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally experiment on. It would be a fairly weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

His Scary Santa always had with them a lava lamp that they would often demolish. It should be a fairly peculiar activity, to my children, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was chosen.

His Scary Santa desperately desired a toilet brush that they liked to put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly funny activity, to me, but not to the Santa, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

His Scary Santa always kept a tomato that they sometimes throw. It was considered to be a weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was opted for.