The Adventurous Santa

The Adventurous Santa always kept a melon that they liked to put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a melon would be the item that was opted for.

The Adventurous Santa desperately needed a custard pie that they would embrace. This might appear to be a funny undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who thinks that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a custard pie being the chosen thing.

The Adventurous Santa craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly original thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Santa desperately searched for a custard pie to try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Santa, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was chosen.

The Adventurous Santa desired a bag of flour to put on his head. This could be considered a fairly unusual thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was miraculous. A bag of flour is the thing that was chosen.

The Adventurous Santa craved for a rubber johnny that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing to choose.