My Boring Santa

My Boring Santa had a custard pie that they sometimes insert somewhere. This seems a fairly original thought, to my grandma, but not to the Santa, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. A custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

My Boring Santa looked for a can of Tango that they would often insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Honestly, a can of Tango being the item selected.

My Boring Santa craved for a set of lego that they would often drop. This seems to be a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego having that done to it

My Boring Santa always kept a bag of poop that they would often play with. It is considered to be a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Santa, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

My Boring Santa desperately needed a set square to eat. It was a strange activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who assumed that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a set square was the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Santa desperately needed a stretchman that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Santa, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the item to opt for.