His Talented Santa

His Talented Santa looked for a helmet that they sometimes put on his head. It should be a bizarre operation, to my children, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the thing to choose.

His Talented Santa often carried a lava lamp that they would insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was selected.

His Talented Santa desperately needed a crown that they would occasionally experiment on. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

His Talented Santa craved for a sponge that they would occasionally put on his head. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a sponge having that done to it

His Talented Santa wanted a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. It should have been a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen thing.

His Talented Santa desperately desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly odd thing to do, to most, but not to the Santa, who had decided that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.