His Confused Santa

His Confused Santa desperately searched for a stretchman to rub on his belly. It would have been a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who thought that this idea is amazing. A stretchman would be the item that was selected.

His Confused Santa always kept a set square that they sometimes sit and look at. It might have been a fairly original activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Santa, who felt it was awesome. Remarkably, a set square was the chosen thing.

His Confused Santa always carried a pen that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Santa, who assumed it was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the chosen item.

His Confused Santa craved for a sack of potatoes that they would often hug. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Santa, who expected that this idea is exciting. Strangely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

His Confused Santa always kept a pint of cider that they would smash. It was a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Santa, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. A pint of cider is the item to choose.

His Confused Santa wanted a sword that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to select.