My Jolly Santa

My Jolly Santa found a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be an extraordinary exercise, to me, but not to the Santa, who expected that it was in fact, simply life. A painting of a melon is the item to select.

My Jolly Santa needed a teapot that they liked to rub on his belly. It might have been a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who feels it would be entertaining. Strangely, a teapot is the item that was chosen.

My Jolly Santa always carried a can of Tango that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Santa, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the thing that was opted for.

My Jolly Santa always kept a big sponge that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be a funny approach to life, to many, but not to the Santa, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a big sponge being the item opted for.

My Jolly Santa had a rubber chicken that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an odd action, to everybody you know, but not to the Santa, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

My Jolly Santa desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Santa, who felt that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to select.