My Orange Scammer

My Orange Scammer searched for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a fairly curious undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

My Orange Scammer wanted a chocolate bar that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be amazing. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

My Orange Scammer desperately desired a crown that they would often play with. It might have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Remarkably, a crown would be the item that was opted for.

My Orange Scammer found a stapler that they would occasionally share. It would be a weird suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler would be the item chosen.

My Orange Scammer had a spade that they would occasionally break. It might be a curious activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was selected.

My Orange Scammer looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to share. This seems a fairly funny exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.