Their Foolish Scammer

Their Foolish Scammer needed a sack of potatoes that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly strange operation, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Their Foolish Scammer searched for a sponge that they would try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

Their Foolish Scammer desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a curious idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

Their Foolish Scammer desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a weird activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Their Foolish Scammer found a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. It should have been a fairly weird thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was entertaining. A can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

Their Foolish Scammer desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a funny undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the item to select.