The Blue Scammer

The Blue Scammer owned a set square that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Strangely, a set square being the chosen thing.

The Blue Scammer craved for a cucumber that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a somewhat surprising thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

The Blue Scammer searched for a custard pie that they would often eat. It should have been a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Blue Scammer desperately searched for a melon that they would sometimes hug. This could be considered a curious exercise, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a melon being the chosen item.

The Blue Scammer desperately looked for a set of lego that they would sometimes drop. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego was the chosen item.

The Blue Scammer needed a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. One might say this is a fairly bizarre action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item selected.