The Depressed Scammer

The Depressed Scammer searched for a pencil sharpener that they would often cuddle. This could be considered a fairly curious activity, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Scammer found a can of Dr Pepper to put on his head. It is an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Scammer found a pint of cider that they liked to share. It would be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Scammer often carried a cup that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Scammer desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often sit and look at. It is an extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Scammer desperately desired a piece of paper that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might find this to be a fairly unusual proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a piece of paper would be the chosen thing.