The Cheerful Scammer

The Cheerful Scammer carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to share. It is considered to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was simply life. Honestly, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Scammer owned a pen that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was an extraordinary approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen is the thing that was chosen.

The Cheerful Scammer desperately searched for a can of Tango that they would worship. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a can of Tango being the chosen thing.

The Cheerful Scammer found a spade that they would sit and look at. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a spade is the item to opt for.

The Cheerful Scammer searched for a can of coke that they liked to worship. It would have been a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. A can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

The Cheerful Scammer needed a wig that they would demolish. This seems to be a fairly different approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing that was chosen.