The Stupid Scammer

The Stupid Scammer desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. It would be a strange suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

The Stupid Scammer looked for a toilet brush that they sometimes experiment on. It would be a strange exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Stupid Scammer found a helmet that they would sometimes sleep with. It would be an unusual undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Stupid Scammer looked for a block of cheese that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be an odd operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.

The Stupid Scammer desperately searched for a cucumber that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a curious action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cucumber being the item opted for.

The Stupid Scammer desperately wanted a wig that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a new approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen item.