His Careful Scammer

His Careful Scammer desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly new activity, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is breathtaking. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

His Careful Scammer often carried a melon to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a melon being the chosen thing.

His Careful Scammer craved for a helmet to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a helmet is the thing to opt for.

His Careful Scammer craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly an original thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was fun. Strangely, a can of Tango was the item that was opted for.

His Careful Scammer always had with them a little monkey to play with. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a little monkey was the chosen thing.

His Careful Scammer always kept a spade that they sometimes worship. This seems a weird and wonderful activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a spade was the chosen item.