The Brainy Scammer

The Brainy Scammer needed a pint of beer that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be an original thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer being the chosen item.

The Brainy Scammer had a CD player that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a CD player is the item to select.

The Brainy Scammer desperately looked for a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. It might be a weird suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

The Brainy Scammer desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet having that done to it

The Brainy Scammer often carried a pint of beer to try to balance on their head. This seems a curious exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. A pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

The Brainy Scammer wanted a melon that they would often sit and look at. It would be an astonishing thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a melon is the item that was chosen.