His Troubled Scammer

His Troubled Scammer desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they liked to cuddle. One might find this to be a fairly exciting idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine was the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Scammer searched for a can of coke that they liked to demolish. It might be a fairly odd thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Scammer always carried a pen to put on his head. This might appear to be a different idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a pen being the chosen item.

His Troubled Scammer desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly different activity, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a bag of poop was the item that was chosen.

His Troubled Scammer looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to put down their trousers. One might say this is a bizarre exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Strangely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Troubled Scammer searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to sleep with. This seems an original undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is fun. A can of Dr Pepper would be the item chosen.