Exciting Scammer

Exciting Scammer desperately wanted a cheese grater that they would sometimes drop. It should be a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

Exciting Scammer searched for a crown that they would occasionally break. It would be a surprising activity, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a crown is the item to select.

Exciting Scammer found a stapler that they liked to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

Exciting Scammer needed a wig to worship. It might have been a fairly curious thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a wig would be the item that was opted for.

Exciting Scammer had a rubber johnny that they liked to sleep with. One might say this is a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Exciting Scammer had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to smash. One might say this is an exciting action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper having that done to it