Her Blue Scammer

Her Blue Scammer needed a cup to smash. It was a different approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was out of this world. A cup would be the item that was opted for.

Her Blue Scammer had a cucumber that they would often annihilate It was a fairly strange thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

Her Blue Scammer desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a hat being the item selected.

Her Blue Scammer desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

Her Blue Scammer always had with them a toilet brush that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush of all things.

Her Blue Scammer owned a stapler that they would put in the bath with him. It should have been a funny operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be wonderous. Honestly, a stapler is the thing to opt for.