Confused Scammer

Confused Scammer had a bottle of beer that they liked to throw. It would be a fairly odd thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was awesome. A bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

Confused Scammer desperately desired a bag of poop that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly exciting operation, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is fun. Honestly, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

Confused Scammer often carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was epic. Honestly, a bottle of coke is the item to opt for.

Confused Scammer carried a custard pie that they would often worship. It was considered to be a strange thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

Confused Scammer owned a bat that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a bat being the chosen thing.

Confused Scammer always kept a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was chosen.