A Exceptional Scammer

A Exceptional Scammer found a spade to put in the bath with him. It would have been an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a spade is the item to select.

A Exceptional Scammer searched for a rubber chicken that they would often throw. It should be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was out of this world. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

A Exceptional Scammer desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often put on his head. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar proposal, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp would be the thing that was opted for.

A Exceptional Scammer needed a rubber chicken that they would demolish. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

A Exceptional Scammer desperately searched for a pen to cuddle. It is a fairly strange action, to you, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a pen being the chosen thing.

A Exceptional Scammer desperately desired a cup that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a surprising thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.