The Colourful Scammer

The Colourful Scammer desperately looked for a teapot that they would sit and look at. It is an odd action, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Scammer always carried a condom that they sometimes throw. This could be considered a fairly astonishing approach to life, to you, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was simply life. Honestly, a condom was the item that was selected.

The Colourful Scammer desperately needed a helmet that they would sometimes put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly peculiar action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet is the item to opt for.

The Colourful Scammer searched for a can of Tango that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is awesome. A can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Scammer always carried a rubber chicken that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

The Colourful Scammer craved for a condom that they would often insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is fun. Who would have thought, a condom would be the item that was selected.