His Nervous Scammer

His Nervous Scammer owned a melon that they would occasionally sleep with. One might say this is a weird thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be out of this world. Honestly, a melon is the item that was chosen.

His Nervous Scammer often carried a sponge that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be an odd proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the thing selected.

His Nervous Scammer had a sponge that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems a fairly funny approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was fun. Strangely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

His Nervous Scammer owned a rubber johnny to smash. One might consider this to be a peculiar idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

His Nervous Scammer desperately craved for a bottle of coke that they liked to put on his head. This seems to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the chosen thing.

His Nervous Scammer found a bag of poop to put down their trousers. This is certainly a funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item that was chosen.