Jolly Scammer

Jolly Scammer carried a pint of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer of all things.

Jolly Scammer wanted a CD player that they sometimes break. It might be a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a CD player having that done to it

Jolly Scammer desperately wanted a teapot that they would break. It might be an exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

Jolly Scammer desperately searched for a custard pie that they sometimes rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Jolly Scammer craved for a toilet brush that they would embrace. This might appear to be an original exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was selected.

Jolly Scammer needed a pen that they would often rub on his belly. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thought it was sublime. A pen was the chosen thing.