A Square Scammer

A Square Scammer desperately craved for a can of coke that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke would be the item chosen.

A Square Scammer desperately searched for a cucumber to share. This seems an astonishing suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought it would be awe-inspring. A cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

A Square Scammer found a cup that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an extraordinary operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was out of this world. A cup would be the item that was chosen.

A Square Scammer desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly new undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a toilet brush would be the item that was opted for.

A Square Scammer looked for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. This might appear to be a fairly different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was spectacular. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

A Square Scammer always had with them a stapler that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the item that was chosen.