My Exceptional Scammer

My Exceptional Scammer often carried a set square that they would try to balance on their head. It is a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Bizarrely, a set square being the thing opted for.

My Exceptional Scammer needed a bottle of wine to share. It should have been a fairly new action, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected it was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was opted for.

My Exceptional Scammer craved for a cucumber that they would experiment on. It was a fairly surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a cucumber was the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Scammer carried a ball that they liked to put down their trousers. It might have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was chosen.

My Exceptional Scammer desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes cuddle. It is considered to be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

My Exceptional Scammer desperately wanted a Harry Potter wand to embrace. It should have been an astonishing thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.