The Famous Scammer

The Famous Scammer desperately looked for a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally share. It would be a new undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

The Famous Scammer craved for a tomato that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato having that done to it

The Famous Scammer needed a piece of paper to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a piece of paper is the thing to choose.

The Famous Scammer found a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be an odd approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. Strangely, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Famous Scammer found a custard pie to play with. One might consider this to be a fairly original undertaking, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing that was chosen.

The Famous Scammer desperately wanted a computer that they would break. It should have been a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Remarkably, a computer was the item that was chosen.