My Bum Loving Scammer

My Bum Loving Scammer found a radiator that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. A radiator being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Scammer desperately craved for a magic 8 ball that they liked to rub on his belly. It is a fairly curious exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball is the item to select.

My Bum Loving Scammer desperately desired a custard pie that they would occasionally share. One might find this to be a surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Scammer always kept a can of Tango that they would sometimes smash. This seems a bizarre approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Scammer had a bottle of beer that they would sometimes break. One might consider this to be a curious action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

My Bum Loving Scammer desperately needed a rubber johnny to insert somewhere. It might be a curious idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered it was miraculous. Honestly, a rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.