His Depressed Scammer

His Depressed Scammer desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a new idea, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was chosen.

His Depressed Scammer often carried a can of coke that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be a different activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

His Depressed Scammer always kept a can of Dr Pepper to hug. It was an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper of all things.

His Depressed Scammer carried a magic 8 ball that they would throw. It would be a fairly surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

His Depressed Scammer desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes play with. One might find this to be an exciting activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen thing.

His Depressed Scammer often carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally worship. It should have been a new idea, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.