Lonely Scammer

Lonely Scammer found a radiator that they liked to try to balance on their head. It might have been a funny operation, to most, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Lonely Scammer often carried a lava lamp that they would often sit and look at. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp was the item that was chosen.

Lonely Scammer searched for a bag of flour that they would hug. It should have been a fairly extraordinary operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was out of this world. A bag of flour is the item to opt for.

Lonely Scammer desired a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been an original action, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine of all things.

Lonely Scammer desperately craved for a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. This might appear to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be amazing. Bizarrely, a hat being the item selected.

Lonely Scammer looked for a melon that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.