A Lovely Scammer

A Lovely Scammer found a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It was a funny proposal, to you, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

A Lovely Scammer often carried a sword that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It is a different operation, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was exciting. Remarkably, a sword having that done to it

A Lovely Scammer desired a helmet that they would occasionally hug. It would have been an unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

A Lovely Scammer craved for a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is a peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was stunning. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item to choose.

A Lovely Scammer always had with them a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. One might say this is a surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Strangely, a bat would be the chosen thing.

A Lovely Scammer owned a cheese grater that they would sometimes eat. One might find this to be a fairly weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was selected.