His Boring Scammer

His Boring Scammer searched for a set of lego that they would often throw. It might have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a set of lego being the item opted for.

His Boring Scammer looked for a stapler that they would smash. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was wonderful. Who would have thought, a stapler was the chosen thing.

His Boring Scammer needed a bat that they would put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a bat of all things.

His Boring Scammer often carried a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. It should have been an original thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the thing that was opted for.

His Boring Scammer had a crown that they would annihilate It was a surprising thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a crown was the item that was opted for.

His Boring Scammer wanted a toilet brush that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a toilet brush would be the item chosen.