His Adorable Scammer

His Adorable Scammer craved for a mug that they would often smash. It might have been an extraordinary suggestion, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a mug being the item selected.

His Adorable Scammer desperately wanted a pen that they sometimes share. It should have been a different operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen being the thing selected.

His Adorable Scammer desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they would occasionally play with. It is a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a rubber johnny is the item to choose.

His Adorable Scammer desperately needed a sword to try to balance on their head. It might have been a weird and wonderful undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Honestly, a sword is the thing to select.

His Adorable Scammer desperately craved for a custard pie that they would occasionally cuddle. It would have been an exciting exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie would be the item chosen.

His Adorable Scammer desperately wanted a melon that they would play with. It would be a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, spectacular. Remarkably, a melon is the item to opt for.