Nervous Scammer

Nervous Scammer owned a little monkey that they would sometimes worship. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

Nervous Scammer desperately desired a pencil sharpener that they would demolish. It was considered to be a peculiar suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

Nervous Scammer always carried a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes smash. It was a fairly strange operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Nervous Scammer craved for a cheese grater that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was awesome. Who would have thought, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

Nervous Scammer wanted a rubber chicken that they liked to worship. This might appear to be a fairly funny action, to me and my children, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

Nervous Scammer always carried a sponge that they sometimes put on his head. It was considered to be a curious proposal, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. A sponge being the chosen item.