Her Gentle Scammer

Her Gentle Scammer desperately needed a custard pie that they would often worship. This could be considered a fairly odd operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Scammer craved for a magic 8 ball to experiment on. This seems a fairly peculiar exercise, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was magnificent. A magic 8 ball being the item selected.

Her Gentle Scammer desperately craved for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put down their trousers. One might consider this to be a fairly surprising thought, to many, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes was the item that was chosen.

Her Gentle Scammer always carried a spade that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an original undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was sublime. Remarkably, a spade is the item to select.

Her Gentle Scammer always kept a wig that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a wig would be the chosen thing.

Her Gentle Scammer desperately desired a lava lamp that they would often rub on his belly. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Remarkably, a lava lamp would be the item chosen.