His Exceptional Scammer

His Exceptional Scammer searched for a bottle of wine that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the item chosen.

His Exceptional Scammer found a rubber johnny that they would occasionally share. It might be an unusual activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Exceptional Scammer desperately needed a helmet to throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.

His Exceptional Scammer needed a pint of cider that they would sometimes annihilate This seems to be a weird exercise, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider is the item to opt for.

His Exceptional Scammer owned a computer that they would occasionally annihilate It is a different proposal, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that it was in fact, miraculous. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

His Exceptional Scammer had a lava lamp that they would cuddle. One might say this is a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. A lava lamp being the chosen thing.