A Handsome Scammer

A Handsome Scammer desperately searched for a can of coke that they would put on his head. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

A Handsome Scammer owned a set square that they would often play with. It was a fairly surprising idea, to some, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was simply life. A set square was the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Scammer always had with them a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was fun. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Scammer desperately searched for a stretchman to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman was the item that was selected.

A Handsome Scammer wanted a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. One might find this to be a fairly curious operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

A Handsome Scammer always kept a melon that they liked to annihilate It would be a funny exercise, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. A melon of all things.