Eccentric Scammer

Eccentric Scammer always had with them a pen that they liked to insert somewhere. It is a fairly curious undertaking, to many, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a pen was the thing that was chosen.

Eccentric Scammer had a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally sleep with. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who feels it would be magnificent. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Eccentric Scammer owned a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It should have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to you, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be simply life. Honestly, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

Eccentric Scammer always kept a sack of potatoes that they sometimes smash. This seems a fairly original operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Eccentric Scammer desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would sometimes put on his head. This could be considered a fairly new suggestion, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was exciting. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.

Eccentric Scammer desperately desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an astonishing exercise, to most, but not to the Scammer, who felt that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.