The Depressed Scammer

The Depressed Scammer always carried a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an exciting undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a set of lego would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Scammer looked for a mug that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to some, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Scammer looked for a bag of flour that they would often smash. One might find this to be an extraordinary suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to select.

The Depressed Scammer carried a stapler that they would often demolish. It would be an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. Remarkably, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Scammer needed a piece of paper to sleep with. This could be considered a weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who expected it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the chosen item.

The Depressed Scammer desired a cup that they would insert somewhere. It should have been a bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed it would be epic. Strangely, a cup is the thing to choose.