The Red Scammer

The Red Scammer searched for a custard pie that they sometimes share. One might say this is a fairly curious action, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

The Red Scammer desperately needed a cup that they sometimes embrace. It would have been a surprising undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was spectacular. Who would have thought, a cup was the chosen thing.

The Red Scammer looked for a ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It was a surprising thing to do, to some, but not to the Scammer, who felt it would be wonderful. Who would have thought, a ball being the thing opted for.

The Red Scammer craved for a cup to put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly strange suggestion, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a cup would be the thing that was chosen.

The Red Scammer desperately wanted a little monkey that they would occasionally break. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who expected that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was opted for.

The Red Scammer carried a stapler that they sometimes experiment on. It should be an exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.