My Nervous Scammer

My Nervous Scammer found a bottle of wine that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

My Nervous Scammer always carried a set of lego that they liked to play with. It is a peculiar thing to do, to most, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the thing to opt for.

My Nervous Scammer always carried a little monkey that they would hug. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea was epic. Honestly, a little monkey is the thing to select.

My Nervous Scammer always had with them a melon to throw. This seems a funny thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. A melon would be the thing that was selected.

My Nervous Scammer carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes smash. It should be a fairly different proposal, to my children, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, wonderful. Bizarrely, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

My Nervous Scammer always kept a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly curious operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was chosen.