The Purple Scammer

The Purple Scammer often carried a set of lego that they would throw. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it was magnificent. A set of lego being the thing opted for.

The Purple Scammer searched for a block of cheese to demolish. It would have been an odd thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the chosen item.

The Purple Scammer always kept a teapot that they sometimes drop. This is certainly a fairly different undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was epic. A teapot is the item to choose.

The Purple Scammer searched for a chocolate bar that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should be an astonishing operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it would be epic. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar is the item to choose.

The Purple Scammer desperately wanted a custard pie that they would often play with. It should have been an astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, miraculous. A custard pie was the chosen item.

The Purple Scammer often carried a tomato to experiment on. It might be a funny undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a tomato would be the item that was chosen.