My Square Scammer

My Square Scammer carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Honestly, a cheese grater is the thing to opt for.

My Square Scammer always carried a bottle of wine that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to me, but not to the Scammer, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine would be the chosen thing.

My Square Scammer wanted a rubber chicken that they would often embrace. It was considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to many, but not to the Scammer, who feels that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the item opted for.

My Square Scammer found a big sponge that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems a peculiar undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who felt it was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

My Square Scammer desperately wanted a lava lamp that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Honestly, a lava lamp was the chosen thing.

My Square Scammer always carried a little monkey that they would often smash. It would have been an odd idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey being the item selected.