The Green Scammer

The Green Scammer wanted a spade that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a bizarre suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Scammer, who assumed that it was in fact, exciting. A spade would be the item that was opted for.

The Green Scammer desperately looked for a big sponge that they would often insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly strange undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a big sponge was the chosen thing.

The Green Scammer wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would often experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Green Scammer found a bat that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly unusual exercise, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Green Scammer desperately craved for a computer that they sometimes break. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the thing selected.

The Green Scammer carried a bottle of wine that they liked to put on his head. It should have been a fairly unusual approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a bottle of wine having that done to it