Their Yellow Scammer

Their Yellow Scammer desired a spade that they would put down their trousers. This seems to be a curious proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who thought that this idea is miraculous. Strangely, a spade would be the item that was chosen.

Their Yellow Scammer needed a ball that they would experiment on. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was selected.

Their Yellow Scammer owned a magic 8 ball that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a bizarre idea, to most, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball being the thing selected.

Their Yellow Scammer often carried a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally drop. This seems a fairly curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Scammer, who expected that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

Their Yellow Scammer needed a can of Dr Pepper that they would break. This might appear to be a funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, entertaining. Honestly, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

Their Yellow Scammer always kept a hat that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been an original operation, to many, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a hat is the thing to choose.