The Angry Scammer

The Angry Scammer had a radiator to put on his head. It should be a different undertaking, to you, but not to the Scammer, who thinks it was entertaining. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to opt for.

The Angry Scammer desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally play with. This seems to be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that this idea is out of this world. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to choose.

The Angry Scammer always carried a set square to put in the bath with him. It was a curious thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a set square would be the chosen thing.

The Angry Scammer often carried a chocolate bar that they would often share. This seems a fairly astonishing undertaking, to some, but not to the Scammer, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a chocolate bar is the thing to select.

The Angry Scammer always kept a bat that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It should be an extraordinary operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a bat would be the item that was selected.

The Angry Scammer owned a sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It should have been an original operation, to my mum, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, entertaining. Strangely, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.