My Scary Scammer

My Scary Scammer desperately looked for a little monkey that they would sometimes play with. This is certainly a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Scammer, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a little monkey would be the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Scammer desperately desired a CD player that they would cuddle. It might have been a peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Scammer, who had decided it would be simply life. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was selected.

My Scary Scammer looked for a pen that they would often put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me, but not to the Scammer, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a pen being the item selected.

My Scary Scammer desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an astonishing idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Scammer desperately desired a mug that they liked to worship. One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Scammer, who considered it would be breathtaking. Honestly, a mug is the item to choose.

My Scary Scammer found a pint of beer that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly strange idea, to you and me, but not to the Scammer, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the thing that was chosen.